Penguin Navigator 2.0 out now!

The new breathtaking Penguin Navigator 2.0 from PenguinScape is finally finished.
With our new PenguinScape-Extensions we broke all standards in the WWW. Believe us: We go to a lot of trouble to achieve that goal. The result after eight months, twelve days, 23 hours, 40 minutes and 400 cups of coffee is a worth seeing browser. The press like PC-Tomorrow, Psychatrists today or the Times printed great eulogies and Tea-Online, Germanys greatest online-service delivered it to every Tea-Online user. Some owner of firm like Andy Groove got a heart attack and Hollywood has given our browser a star on the ´Walk of Fame´

Frequently Asked Questions

What is new?

Everything.

I heard that the Penguin Navigator does not work with Windows correctly.

Well it is rumoured that our product does not support Windows. But that is not true On the contrary, our program is full of compassion for you and is a remarkable piece of resource-wasting code lines with an advanced security section which will make all your computer related worries go away by removing other security threats from your harddisk (which includes the operating system, obviously).

And Windows 95?

Windows95 will be identified by the new, integrated F-Trash 9.57 as a dangerous virus. Navigator will automatically immune and kill this ironically as "Operating System" named Virus.

I am surfing around and my Penguin Navigator 1.1 hangs up pretty often!

Another reason for buying the new version. Navigator 2.0 is totally imune against errors. It will blockade the on/off-switcher and the "Exit"-function of some operating systems. Many users activate them and later regret it.
It won´t help if you remove the plug or the safety devices: Your computer will be provised with electric by software. We achieve this by using the new SPA (Software Power Aggregat) technology.

What new instructions are available?

The following instructions are new, absolutely useless and were strictly forbidden by the WWW3 group.

<roar>a lion roars (requested by many Navigator users).
<francis>This instruction defines a box which appears at a random position and erases important informations.
<nasa>gets the password of the NASA-headquarter and copies all confidential data on your harddisk.
<doall>turns on the coffee-machine, orders fresh rolls, kills all Microsoft-programs and makes a diagnosis of soul condition.
<advice>Gives Taek-Won-Do-lessons while Navigator is loading the next page

"As I saw the Pinguin Navigator, I realized the futility of our browser project:-(" (Bill Gates)

Our very intelligent programmers develop the amazing ´Connect-O-Com´-plug-in. With this plug-in, you needn´t have a modem anymore. Navigator gets in builds a connection to the Net via an esoteric medium.
For worried parents: The integrated censor! He deletes all words in which word-parts like ´ex´ (in ´Exibitionist´), ´in´ (´intercourse´) and many others appear. After the censorship Navigator controlls the text again. If the text is not logical for the Navigator, it censors the rest, too.

"With the new Penguin Navigator we want to achieve a percentage of 110% in the WWW-Browser-market"(Marc Anderseen, PenguinScape Ltd.)

The Penguin Navigator 2.0 is free to download! So get the new Version immediately!
Available for: SUN SparcStation, PC, Atari Falcon, Amiga, Macintosh, Linux, C64, ZX-Spectrum, Zuse Z3 and Nintendo Game-Boy!